I Still Call Australia 51% Home

I Still Call Australia 51% Home ~ The Spirit of Selling Out

I’ve been to cities that never close down

From New York to Rio and Old London Town

But no matter how far our offshore jobs go

The share price is sure to grow

Goodbye Australia we’re moving abroad

Replacing Neil Perry with a chef from Lahore

And the in-flight entertainment will be in Mandarin

More King-Fu and less Kath and Kim

All the Qantas workers fearful of their jobs

Please head to the Centrelink lines

Cause after the takeover, you’re over

Now only foreign girls can shag Ray Fiennes

And someday this choir will be outsourced too

And Qantas will be called the Asian Kangaroo

And we can thank the cheap labour when our profits have grown

I’ll still call Australia

I’ll still call Australia

I’ll still. . .caaall. .Austraaylia

Fifty one percent hooome ! !